Stories.
The Man From Uncle
The Child Of U.N.C.L.E. Affair
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy/Action (84K)
First posted: 24th April 01, Completion date: 10th November 01
Summary: Napoleon acquires a son.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8
The Looking For Napoleon Affair
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy (5K)
First posted: 14th November 01
Summary: Illya goes looking for Napoleon.
The Map Room Affair
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy (5K)
First posted: 14th November 01
Summary: Mark Slate goes looking for trouble. (Sequel to The Looking For Napoleon Affair)
The Gotcha Affair
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy (6K)
First posted: 19th January 02
Summary: A discussion over a brandy. (Sequel to The Map Room Affair)
The Once More Unto the Breach Affair
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy (5K)
First posted: 23rd January 02
Summary: Illya makes an unexpected discovery. (Sequel to The Gotcha Affair)
The Gift For April Affair
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy (7K)
First posted: 3rd February 02
Summary: The agents discuss gift ideas. Watch out for the small surprise *G*
The Mr Waverly's Dinner Affair
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy (7K)
First posted: 3rd February 02
Summary: The agents are waiting for a bus.
The Nuts Affair
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy (4K)
First posted: 7th February 02
Summary: The agents face danger in the Uncle canteen.
The Tolkerman Night Club Affair
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy (6K)
First posted: 12th March 02
Summary: Illya, Mark and April hide from Thrush.
The April Down a Sewer Affair
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy (6K)
First posted: 31st May 05
Summary: April has an accident.
The Case of the Missing U.N.C.L.E. Affair
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy (7K)
First posted: 1st June 05-posted in Channel W on 13th May 02
Summary: Written in response to a Challenge on Channel W.
Warning: The following four stories contain elements of parody and sometimes break the 4th wall.
The Drabble Within a Drabble Affair
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy/Parody-story breaks 4th wall (3K)
First posted: 27th February 02
Summary: The agents are sanctioned by a word count.
The It's Only A Paper Moon Affair
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy/Parody-story breaks 4th wall (3K)
First posted: 2nd March 02
Summary: Illya feels abandoned.
The Colossal Mistake Affair
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy/Parody (4K)
First posted: 30th March 02
Summary: Missing Scene from The Super Colossal Affair.
The Prodigy Affair
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy/Parody (6K)
First posted: 31st May 05
Summary: Who has tried to kill Randy Kovacs? The suspects gather.
Warning: The below story contains scenes that are adult in nature. There is nothing overly graphic, but adult references do appear.
The Incident in a Thrush Cell Affair
by Shelly Jones
NC-17 Adult (9K)
First posted: 2nd July 01
Summary: Illya suffers torture.
WARNING: ADULTS ONLY.
Crossovers
The Child Of U.N.C.L.E. Affair
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy/Action (155K)
First posted: 24th April 01, Completion date: 9th January 02
MFU/Pros Crossover - A different version to the one above.
Discovered in a Pub
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy (12K)
First posted: 31st March 02
Summary: (Pros/Doctor in the House) Bodie and Doyle spend some time with one of Ray's cousins.
Warning: The following five stories contain elements of parody and sometimes break the 4th wall.
The Waiting for Feedback Affair
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy/Parody-story breaks 4th wall (6K)
First posted: 5th March 02
Summary: (MFU/Pros) Illya expresses concerns about losing his writer to another fandom.
Through the Looking Glass
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy/Parody-story breaks 4th wall (4K)
First posted: 6th March 02
Summary: (MFU/Pros) Bodie and Doyle discuss what was said in The Waiting for Feedback Affair.
The Unauthorised Crossover Affair
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy/Parody-story breaks 4th wall (4K)
First posted: 6th March 02
Summary: (MFU/Pros) A battle ensues.
The Something Stupid Affair
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy/Parody-story breaks 4th wall (4K)
First posted: 21st March 02
Summary: (MFU/Pros) Illya makes a terrifying discovery.
When it Rains
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy/Parody-story breaks 4th wall (6K)
First posted: 22nd March 02
Summary: (MFU/Pros) A response to Illya's discovery in The Something Stupid Affair.
The Professionals
Discovered in a Library
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy (11K)
First posted: 4th January 02
Summary: Bodie and Doyle wait for an informant.
The Next Assignment
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy (3K)
First posted: 26th February 02
Summary: Bodie gets a wake-up call.
A Short Stopover
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy (5K)
First posted: 26th February 02
Summary: The boys stop for a call of nature.
Insomnia
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy (4K)
First posted: 28th February 02
Summary: One of the boys has insomnia.
Between Floors
by Kiki Smith
G Comedy (25K)
First posted: 2nd March 02
Summary: A bit of a cliché - the boys, a lift, a pregnant girl and a strange doctor all come together.
